Kitchen
Real men do housework.
No man has been shot doing dishes.
Please pardon my mess! our butler and maid quit!
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me.
Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy!
If cleanliness is next to godliness...we're in big trouble!
Housework is something you can do that nobody notices until you don't do it!
Housework when done correctly, can kill you.
Housework makes you ugly.
Housework is the pits!
Life's to short to drink cheap coffee!
Both of us can't look good..It's either me or the house.
I believe in miracles...keeping this place clean is one of them.
Dull women have immaculate houses!
A clean house is the sign of a boreing person.
Don't force it.... get a larger hammer.
Cleanliness is next to impossible!
Eat Dessert First.
Happiness is Homade....
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
Must....Have...Coffee!
Love and Cook with Wild Abondon!
Never Trust a Skinny Cook.
Season Everything wih Love.
Season Everything with Kindness.
There is Cheerios, Macaroni, and More!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
Dear Lord, If you cant make me skinny, please make my friends fat.
The trouble with living alone is that its always your turn to do the dishes.
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing the dishes.
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
This mess...is a place!
This house is cleaned every three months whether it needs it or not.
This house is a refuge for the domestically challenged.
They are sure housework wont kill you, but why take the risk?
There is always room for improvement. Its the biggest room in the house!
Bless all who gather here.
The Gathering Place.