Sports
A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life!
Good things come to those who bait.
Men and fish are alot alike...they both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
Golf is a game that was invented to punish thise who retire early.
I can still drive 300 yards....in my golf cart.
I'm not over the hill......I'm on the back nine.
If it goes right, it's a slice. If it goes left, it's a hook.If it goes straight, it's a miracle.
Golf is a ball no matter how you slice it.
Happiness is a hole in one!
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost law.-H.G. Wells
Ever stop to think what golf spells backwards?
There are two things you can do with your head down-play golf and pray.-Lee Trevino
Golf is good for your soul,You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.-Will Rogers
You know your over the hill when happy hour means naptime!
Aged to perfection!
I only golf on days that end with Y.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day working.
I only fish on days that end with Y,
I only hunt on days that end with Y,